Pitter Patter of Pink Piddy Paws!

Last weekend, while so many of my friends were off beating each other with sticks of rattan and generally running amok at a little thing called “Gulf Wars“, I was digging in the $5.00 bin of DVD’s at my local Best Buy.  I picked up “The Craft” and ”The Lost Boys” and was contemplating picking up “Two Weeks Notice” and/or “Rock Star” when out of the corner of my eye….. the flash of a screaming pink Superhero costume caught my eye.

“Could it be???   Was it possibly???”

I reached out gently and snagged the exposed bottom corner of that little white DVD case and with a light tug, the bright shiny plastic wrapper was fully displayed to my wondrous eyes!

I was tickled pink….well, not “screaming” pink to be sure, but tickled pink none the less.

Only recently, at a friendly gathering this very movie had been discussed and it was decided that we must all sit and watch it together.  HEY, if you guys can watch “The Gamers“, then you can most certainly watch this movie.

Here’s the synopsis:

“Not everyone is going to get this movie quite like males in my general age bracket, say twenties to early thirties.

First of all it deals with porn films, some of the ahem, “in” jokes there are going to be lost on anyone not familiar with the genre. Secondly it involves an otherwise naive Mormon lad running around with a weapon attached to his arm that causes people to have orgasms. Not a devastating ray, but quite enough to distract someone he is fighting.

Elder Young managed to draw Los Angeles for his mission work, (this involves wandering house to house and annoying people with the idea their present religion isn’t good enough)

 

at the end of a thankless day he knocks on Maxxx Orbison’s door and runs smack into destiny. (No, that’s not a female porn star.)

The slut king was dying to find a tough guy for the leading role in his new film, watching Joe defeat a horde of goons convinces the producer that he has found the man to be Orgazmo. Lisa wants a wedding in the Salt Lake City Temple and Orbison’s generous offer of twenty-thousand dollars is too good to be true, especially when told a stunt cock will be used for the sex scenes. (Down deep he’s actually a real innocent.)

The movie ends up being a huge success, breaking all sorts of box office records and putting Joe into the adult film spotlight. Just about now Lisa shows up and finds out everything, but before she can haul her little pookie back to Utah the goons kidnap her. Armed with Ben’s numerous phallic gadgets the pair are out to save the day.

The last five minutes break down a bit and seemed out of place, but everything preceding was well worth it. Last words my friends, this movie is a riot! “

 

It’s by Trey Parker (of South Park fame) and Trey actually plays the lead character in the movie!   It’s raunchy, ribald and basically hilarious.   I mean, come on…. a side kick named “ChodaBoy”?? It’s the porn version of Batman and Robin, I kid you not!  (no..it’s not actually a porn movie, just a movie spoofing porn) and yes, that really is what you think it is on ChodaBoys’ head. ha..ha.ha.ha…

 

Okay, there is a point to this blog I swear.   So, you’ve got the concept of the movie, little Elder Joe Young of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints knocks on the wrong door while out spreading the good works of ”Heavenly Father” (as they call him in the movie)

I watched this on Saturday night and it was just as funny now as it was then!

Next comes Sunday night and I’m puttering around the house, cleaning, doing laundry, you know.. the usual boring house work thing… when there is a “rap, tap, tapping” upon my chamber door!  

Um…I mean to say… someone knocks on my front door.

“Hmmm….it’s almost 8:30 on a Sunday night” I’m thinking “who in the world could it be?” 

I look through the little peep hole and actually have to take a step back, rub my eyes and look again.

Yep…sure enough, I wasn’t imagining it.  Through the looking glass and down the rabbit hole I see:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HOLY CRAP!!!

It’s the Mormons at my door!

I can’t stand it… it’s too damn funny!   I throw my door open wide and I’m laughing like a lunatic.  The poor little Mormon’s didn’t know what to think and I’m laughing too hard to tell them.

It takes me a minute but I finally stop to take a deep breath and one of them says “Do you know who we are?” and I bust out laughing all over again.

In between laughing and gasping for air, I proceed to completely shock the poor little guys by informing them that the reason I’m laughing so hard is because I just watched a movie called “Orgazmo” in which a nice little Mormon Elder gets sucked into the porn industry.

One of them actually asks me to repeat the  name of the movie and it’s all I can do to keep from falling down and laughing even more.

I know, I just KNOW that those poor little guys left my door step with this movie name stuck in their head and I’m still giggling over the fact that they’ve probably looked it up by now and maybe even watched it!

I’m such a bad, bad person……..