You Nasty, Dirty, F*cking Bitches!!
WTF????
Seriously………
What the f*ck is *WRONG* with these women?????
What am I ranting about, you are probably asking…..
Okay, here’s the deal.
WHAT exactly is it about people coming to work and thinking that they don’t have to clean up after their own nasty, dirty ass?
Yeah…… I’m talking about the “Office Kitchen” (and subsequently - the garbage and toilets too…)
We have been in this office for exactly 3…yeah, that’s right… THREE days!!! and I’ve already taken out the kitchen garbage TWICE!
What the f*ck is wrong with these people??
They see and overflowing garbage can and instead of simply taking out the god damn trash, they will execute of balancing manuever that would make a Chinese Acrobat proud, in order to put their f*cking soda can on top of the heap.
This isn’t a f*cking game of Jenga people!!!!
Why the F*CK are you so lazy that you can’t empty the garbage yourself???
I know it’s been said over and over again, but really…. do you do this kind of SHIT at home too???
Seriously……and this isn’t new. It went on at the other office too. But that office was pretty run down and not clean or neat or nice or anything, so I tried my best not to get to nuts about it.
But trust me….. I actually STOPPED taking out the garbage as an experiment and you would not BELIEVE how long it took before someone else actually took it out. (two weeks actually) And then they BITCHED, to all and sundry, about having to do it! Oh.. you lazy pigf*cker!!!
And let’s not forget — leaving your dirty lunch dishes in the f*cking sink!
And that was AFTER I actually asked her (this would be Redneck Girl I’m speaking 0f) to please wash her dishes when she was done, so that we didn’t create any “bug” problems. She STILL left her dirty fucking dishes in the sink!!! Come on… a soup bowl, a spoon and a knife. How f*cking difficult is it to *wash* three little things as *soon* as you are done??? It’s not like I’m asking your to build the f*cking Great Wall of China or anything!! AUGHHHHHH!!!!
You know what?
The office kitchen is a privilege… NOT a “right”.
I’m half tempted to put a lock on the god damn door and only allow you access when you have proven to me that you will clean up after your nasty ass self!
Geez!!!
What are you? A child???? Seriously. WHY the HELL am I having to tell GROWN ADULTS to clean up after their f*cking selves?????
I hate this shit.
I hate that I have to deal with it.
But seriously…. our new building is just that… *new*.
And I don’t want it to become a nasty, dirty, filthy pig-sty.
Not only is that just gross and unhealthy, but it gives the company a bad public image.
Would you want to do business with a place that lets shit grow in their dirty dishes in the sink?
Or that leaves shit stains or blood spatters on the seat of the toilet? (yeah… I’m not even going to get into that, but really.. you nasty, nasty bitch! I know who you are and you are disgusting! How could you *NOT* clean up your own f*cking blood clots from the toilet seat??? Where the f*ck do you get off..leaving that mess for someone else to deal with????)
Grow up you f*cking pigs!!
Just because it’s not your home doesn’t mean that you are excused from cleaning up your own mess.
Especially when it’s a “community” area like the kitchen or the bathroom!
Ugh!
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I am ashamed to say it, but women are the dirtest people on earth when it comes to shared facilities. Bathrooms and kitchens are amazing. I would go into the bathroom and see things that would make me ill. These are women. Hell, if we wanted to be like that, then we would scratch something and be men. (dont send me hate mail please…I know where the delete buttons is!) But really, women constantly complain that men are nasty…look in the mirror…if you are offended by what my dearest Pink Pussy wrote, then we are talking to YOU!~~Dee
We used to have a similar problem in the office I worked in - it was solved (well, we didn’t have the dishes problem, but you get it). The bosses implemented a cleaning list - everyone had to take turns doing it every night - if your name was on the list, you were the one that had to take out the garbage - wipe down the table - ect. And yes, taking OUT the garbage meant putting a new liner IN when you were done.
As for the sink, you could always shut the water off for awhile and hope that people start taking their stuff home!
The passive-aggressive nature of people outside of their own homes never fails to amaze me. People who eat other people’s lunches (hello, if you didn’t bring it you KNOW it’s not yours); people who can’t be bothered to insure that the toilet actually flushed or to clean up after they make a mess; people who leave their kitchen messes … GAH.
The office I’m in now is not too bad. All of the boys were raised right by their mothers and wives, M & I (the sole women) are both big on personal responsibility, and so the kitchen is usually in very nice shape. We have a property management company that deals with trash and is very prompt about fixing bathroom issues. For the most part, the bathroom shared by the suites on my floor is okay. Sometimes the flushing issue gets out of hand, but that has as much to do, I think, with the lack of pressure in the flushing system.
When I worked at the state, though, the bathrooms were routinely a nightmare. I just don’t understand it. Never have, never will, and will never cut anybody slack over it if it can’t be shown there is a mechanical plumbing problem in place.
We had the dishes problem in an office I worked in a few years ago. We solved it by posting a sign that said every day any dishes left in the sink would be thrown away, every Friday the fridge would be emptied at 5 minutes before end of day. And let me tell you, I volunteered to throw that shit away. Within about one week, problem gone. No mercy, shit can it all. Then you can move on to the take the trash out problem . . . sorry, we had a service for that, so I dunno . . .
I had the same problem once when I worked with Heifers. I realized the problem was not the dirty dishes, just that I had to look at them. So I posted this note:
If you aren’t going to wash your dishes, would you mind leaving them on your desk so the rest of us don’t have to look at them?
All dishes left in this sink will be thrown away every Friday afternoon.
And. I. Did.
Guess what? I got several “thank you’s” and one Ms. Piggy who said she was “letting them soak” (come on for two weeks/a month?)
Well I threw some things away and low and behold I wasn’t popular with the pigs, but they stopped leaving their stuff at the trough.
Amen to women being pigs in shared spaces. I was a deacon at a small church many many many (did I say many?) years ago, and since we were a small church, and I was a deacon, I had a side job to clean the restrooms on saturdays before sundays service. My god, I though I need a hazmat suit to enter that sty of filth.
When I worked at a smaller 30 person office, since I got in first every morning, and got the coffee made even though I dont drink coffee, I would also neaten up the kitchen/breakroom area. I would trash any bowls/plates/sliverware left overnight in the sink, then take the trash out to the service elevator, place it in, hit a floor button and wave bye-bye. After a few times of that, those items didnt stay in the sink anymore, people knew there was some curmudgeon hanging around LOL
Ewwww….
I love you. And not in the I am a total fuckin lunatic and stalker, but in the YOU JUST GET ME kind of way. LOL I think my husband works there. He doesn’t do the dishes either. Wanna know why?? Because eventually I WILL DO THEM. Fucker!
I would flip over this too!
I am SO feeling you right now. The guys at work watch me load the dishwasher, scrub the sink until it gleams, and then they walk over and put their dirty dishes in the damn sink. I usually “gently” remind them I’m not their Momma and to put their dirty dishes in the dishwasher. I usually get “Oh. I wasn’t sure if those were clean or dirty.” Really? DID YOU BOTHER TO LOOK??? No, you didn’t because I was watching you!
Solutions:
Throw away all dishes left in the sink not once a week but at the end of every day.
If you live with pigs, leave their dirty dishes IN THEIR BED. This works very well.
Label the dirty dishes in the sink. “DO NOT WASH. THIS MESS RESERVED FOR MS. X WHO MADE IT.” Nicely anonymous.
I’m also a nut about hangers. Most of us don’t wear our button down uniform shirts to work. We bring them with us on hangers. These are left EVERYWHERE around the house. I threw about 20 out my first shift and now throw a few out every single shift. No apologies. One of these days these people are going to wonder where the hell all their hangers are…
Slap them around a bit. No, really. It’s the only way they’ll learn.
And not in a teasing, flirtatious ‘oh you’ kind of way… if you can’t see the handprint the next day it wasn’t hard enough….
(insert disclaimer for legal reasons here)
Shit. That crap is just nasty. Pimp slap those bitches into reality, girl!
If it makes you feel better, we have some disgusting pig woman that decided not to flush the toilet yesterday. That’s right, she left her used tampon in the toilet.
Fortunately there are only two women in my office.
….. Unfortunately there are only two women in my office….
they are dirty in the bathroom too. I hate, hate, hate going in and some dumbass pissed all over the seat. WTF, do you want me to sit in that…really?! Or clean it up. What the hell is wrong with people!
Our breakroom is messy, but not laden in dishes and stuff. But then, i work primarily w/ guys so I dont know what that says. I jsut have to wipe crumbs and clean out the fridge & dishwasher. No one cares cause its work–but people put their stuff in there. It smells horrible! ugh. But I put my stuff in there, and i care hwo it smells, so i just do it.
blah.
So, I realize this won’t be a popular comment, but it’s not their job (not the dishes thing, I mean the garbage and cleaning the sink, bathrooms, common areas, etc.).
For what it’s worth, it’s not your job either.
All of the small companies I have worked for have either A) cleaned it themselves (the owners I mean) or B) paid a cleaning company.
If you are willing to put up with it and clean it for them…why should they bother to clean?
I realize that would be, you know…common courtesy. But people shouldn’t steal either and you can’t honestly expect them not to (generalization, of course).
****Actually D, you would be completely wrong in your statement. You see, there is the little “Catch-all” phrase at the end of EVERYONE’S job description that goes something like this: “and any other duties as assigned”…… so see…. if we want them to vacuum or take out the garbage then yes.. yes it IS their job.
Oh, and let’s face it. Which would you rather have? A cleaning company and no job? Or a job and have to take out the garbage. Because yes… money really *IS* that tight around here. Why do you think I never have asked for a raise in the last year??
Hey, “D”, there’s a big logistics issue with the bathroom thing. One nasty person can despoil multiple toilets in a day, because we all (well, women at least) use the bathroom several times in an 8 hour time frame, and usually the nasty people don’t want to sit in their own messes either.
If your company/property management company employs a cleaning service, it’s almost always an outside contractor, not an onsite in house service. That means the cleaners come once every day, usually in the evening. They aren’t available to come and clean up messes every couple of hours.
Beyond the logistical issue, though, it’s a courtesy issue. If I spill my soft drink on the breakroom floor, is it okay to leave it there because the cleaners are paid to mop it up tonight? Of course not … because it’s an inconvenience (and a potential slip hazard) to the other people who have to use the shared space during the time before the cleaners arrive. If I pee all over the toilet seat and then walk away, then the next person to come along has to (a) clean up the mess before using the toilet, (b) sit in the existing mess or hover and add to the mess, or (c) find another toilet. It’s shared space, and it’s the responsibility of everybody using shared space to be courteous of everybody else.
And finally, I must say that just because we hire a cleaning company, does not give license to totally befoul our living & working environment. Cleaning people work very hard for low pay doing some pretty ugly work. Suppose I have spaghetti sauce and noodles to throw away. I could just dump it in an unlined trashcan, or I could be courteous and make sure there’s a liner. It’s a little more work for me to put in a liner, yes. But not taking 15 seconds for me to put in a liner translates to either (a) 15 extra minutes of work for the cleaning crew, who now has to empty the trash plus WASH the trashcan, or (b) a stinky trash can because HEY! Washing the trashcan isn’t the hired cleaners job.
Ultimately, just because it isn’t my job doesn’t relieve me of personal responsibility to be courteous to co-workers and to workers in other jobs. It take 2 seconds to look behind you, see you made a mess, wipe it up with some toilet paper, and flush again. If I have time to take a break to get a soda, I have time to clean it up if I spill it. I can refrain from making the cleaners’ jobs unnecessarily difficult by being a little considerate of what their job entails.
Chivalry and courtesy isn’t always about big gestures. It’s also about taking a few seconds or minutes out of your day to think about how the most mundane of your actions impact the people whose lives intersect yours, even if you will never meet those people. It’s about taking that one extra step to make THEIR lives easier and less stressful.
***It’s the absolute lack of common courtesy that kills me. What is WRONG with these people that they won’t clean up after themselves?????
i’m slow, i read this yesterday and i think it jinxed me!!
today ….
… i loathe public bathrooms to begin with …. i loathe ours here at work even more when i have to look at a used, yes i said used, tampon on the floor
i almost threw up!!