You fuck my wife????
Have you ever had one of those situations……….
You know the one…. it’s right there between the rock…..and the hard place…..
It’s when you are so..so…*so* tired of fighting the fight that you finally give up… you finally give in….. you finally cave……..
For example — from Eddie Izzard’s “Dress to Kill”:
“Whereas if the film did any little bit of business in America, if the film did some decent bit of business, then Hollywood would take it, and they’d remake it, and they’d up the budget by 50 million and it’d be called, “The Room With A View of Hell!” “Staircase of Satan!” “Pond of Death.” And have people open the door, going,
“You’re fucking in here all the time! All the time you’re in here with the fucking matches! In here with the fucking matches! You’re fucking doing and fucking ( clucking )”
“You don’t talk to me that way! You don’t talk to me that way! You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife?”
“I am your wife!”
“That doesn’t matter! That doesn’t matter! I say again, you fuck my wife?”
“All right, yes, I fucked your wife. I am your wife, and I fucked her.”"
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See what I mean???
You finally get so damn tired of being accused of something that you just scream to the world “YES!!! I am your wife AND I fucked her!!”
Filed under: Intensity, Life in general, Lights! Cameras! Drama!
My experience with Eddie Izzard started when I recently watched “My Super Ex-Girlfriend”. *hangs head, knowing I’ve let Cinn down by being so incredibly clueless & uncool.* I do have a few of his concert albums on order with Netflix. Perhaps then the clip you put up will make more sense to me. ;=)
***It’s okay… I’ve seen that movie too and it’s cute. Eddie is very versatile, isn’t he?
Yeppers… once you’ve seen “dress to kill” you’ll get A LOT of my jokes and one liners… !!!
Ouch! You see, when I feel like this, I put on some chainmail, helmet, shield… whack my friends with a wooden sword. The reality, to me, is that others can think what they want… that is their business. And not really mine. They are going to think what they want anyhow. I believe that my friends, those that love and care for me, will believe in me. Those that are my enemies are going to believe the worst. I always feel guilty when I “cave in”… so I shake my head and just walk away. Too much of a summit to climb sometimes.
Hugs….
***okay… but haven’t you ever just wanted to just go ahead and do exactly WHAT they are saying so that you can stand up and say “Fine…THERE…. I did it… Are you happy now?” but of course they won’t be… and you won’t be and then it’s just all messed up anyway. ha..ha..ha.ha….
OK, this one makes little, if no sense…
Presumably there’s context?
***there’s always context… sometimes it’s clear and sometimes it’s not.
Go get some caffiene Cinn your having withdrawl cause I have no idea what your talking about.
***actually,, you are spot on with the lack of caffeine thing.. but that’s not it.
Sorry you don’t get it. It made sense.. in my head at least. 
Tooo funny, Eddie Izzard is great! and his stuff is REALLY FUNNY? I just laugh and laugh. Sorry if folks are being poopy heads. I don’t know exactly what this is about, but I do tend to think the same way Michael does on this generally.
But for PP’s sake here is the link to the ‘bit’ by EI.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjC3R6jOtUo
****thanks for the clip. Hopefully, PP enjoyed it. Me?? I have the DVD…ha..ha.ha…
Huh???
***clear as mud??
LMAO… Well, at least it would be better than fucking your colleagues, right?
***oh yes…definitely yes!!
Dutchie…that kinda depends on your colleagues dont it? (snort) Sorry….bad Dee!~~
***oh sure… you are absolutely correct Dee..but in this case.. YIKES!!!