On date nights, I wear a thong!
No really… I do… and this morning while getting ready to go to work, I caught myself putting one on and had to stop and think…. “I don’t have a date tonight!”
Ack!!!
Has the insidious “butt floss” finally become comfortable enough to wear everyday????
Turns out… NOPE… ha..ha.ha…. (yeah.. that’s *so* not my ass.. come on!!!)
Okay…. what have we got on tap for this week???
Let’s see……….
Last night…
was Ranger………
****an update on that situation****
You know me.. I don’t like the let things “lie around” for too long.. they just get smelly that way… ha..ha.ha.. 
So… he texted me earlier today and after a few exchanges of him telling me that I wore him out, I hit him with this:
“So… a date with me that *doesn’t* include sex is not on your agenda then?”
to which, after a fairly long (say an hour or more wait..) he replied
“I can do that. I have my doubts that you can…”
ooooooo..…. really???? so of course I replied…..
“Prove it hot stuff…”
and with that…… I have yet to hear back.. ha.ha.ha…
Wednesday night..
I’m meeting “Drummer Boy” for a movie date.
He tried to convince me that I should come to his house and “stay in” but I saw right through that thinly veiled plot.. he is just hoping I won’t be able to resist jumping his bones OR he wants to show me his “drum set”.. hee..hee… no really… he has an awesome drum set up…way better than “Rock Band” *giggle*
Saturday…..
I’m meeting Ironman.
Yeah… he’s back in the picture!
How could I resist when he sent me the sweetest note telling me that he felt like “a real idiot for letting his jaw run the entire time and that he was very sorry.”
Awwwwwwww……. so he’s promised to be on better behavior.
What’s really cool??
He wants to take me to the Roller Derby!
How awesome is that?????
Sunday…..
I’m meeting the NEWEST addition to my kitty toy collection.
We shall call him “Ogre”….
Why “Ogre” you ask…
Well… because when we first started chatting, he made a comment about having many layers…yeah..like an onion.. ha.ha.ha..
The funny part??
He’d NEVER seen Shrek!!!!
He totally didn’t get my reference to the whole “parfaits got layers..” bit!
Ogre is a……. (are you ready for this MissM??)……. he’s a K-9 cop for a local police force.
Yep….. you may begin drooling now.. thank you very much.
ha….ha.ha.ha…..
He’s also a very serious “work out” fiend, as well as practices mixed martial arts!
Ogre wants to take me to a local hotspot and watch as he enters his FIRST ever “Ultimate Fighting Championship” bout…. ha..ha.ha..
Okay… granted, that’s not until March, so he wants to take me for a ride on his Harley this Sunday… 
Hopefully Ogre wins his match. Nothing says romance like getting your ass kicked in front of your date.
Good job with Ranger. Not quite sure what I hope for you with him. Just good luck.
***ha..ha.ha.. Yeah.. I thought the same thing!
Don’t wanna look like a loser in front of your date.. ha.ha.ha….
As for Ranger.. hey.. I’m just being honest with him and letting him tell me what’s up. I’m not willing to throw him away just yet…there is still potential for more.
Yummy, K-9 and sweaty men rolling around, um fighting, thats it, fighting.
***wait.. did you just picture the DOG and the guy rolling around all sweaty?? ewwwww….. girl.. we gotta get you a man and PRONTO. ha.ha.ha..
Wow – you went from having very few dates to having three in a week? Holy Crap! Can i get some of what you have?!
***yes well.. the field is narrowing itself down.. ha.ha..
Oops – FOUR dates…I can’t count.
ohhhhhh! sounds like you are having oh so much fun girl! ufc is cool. you might actually enjoy that part of it!
thongs…I love them personally. wear them most of the time, but it does take getting used to for sure. cute that you would think about the date thing…makes sense.
****I’m actually pretty jazzed at the idea of both the Roller Derby AND UFC… (of course.. reading Lori Fosters series that features the UFC and all the hot bods included.. certainly helps.. yum! yum!).
As for thongs.. they are hit or miss with me, depending on how I feel that day. Some days I can run around with a little butt floss and feel fine, some days, the last thing I want is a thong riding up my ass. ha..haha… But on “Date Nights” they are a MUST!!!!
oh yeah, and can we come to the rollerderby with you…please?
***Absolutely!!!! come on down.
That is a great looking butt! I am trying to get my butt in shape like that. I wear thongs off and on all the time. Depends on my mood though. My daughter wants to take mixed martial arts.
I don’t want her to get beat up though!
****I don’t have the patience or willpower for my butt to look like that… all the right diet and exercise??? nah…. I’ll just keep shopping for undies that help make my butt “look” like that..heh.heh..heh.. that and candlelight are a girls best friends!
Oooooo… I say you let your daughter try it out.. she’ll figure out real quick whether or not she wants people to hit her. ha.ha.ha…