Shot through the heart …
..and your to blame.
Darlin’, you give love, a BAD name.
Ladies and gentlemen we have a WEENIE!!!
In a blatant and SHAMELESS move.. I have completely stolen SWF42’s idea of “Weenie Wednesday” (but hey.. at least I’m giving you the credit you deserve right Swoof.. my Jedi Master? ha..ha.ha…)
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So — my point is this…. Drummer Boy is a Weenie.
Yep, he shot himself in the foot last night before he ever even got a 2nd date.
Why??
Ahhhhh….that’s easy — “In Vino Veritas”
He called me last night on his way home from a company function, and he admitted that he was more than a little “tipsy” after having more than “a few” glasses of wine.
Which tells me:
He’s drinking and driving.. which is *SO* not cool in my book
And then he proceeds to have a conversation with me that shows him to be:
A.) Obnoxious
B.) A horses ass
C.) Arrogant / Egotistical
D.) Childish
E.) Petulant
etc…..etc…..etc….
Let’s see.. he called me a “cock tease“.
Ummm…dude…we’ve only been on one date… ONE DATE.. so far, so to call me a cock tease is pretty far fetched..you don’t know me and you don’t have a basis for that analysis.
He asked me “Am I the nicest guy you’ve met on Match.com?”
Ummmm….don’t ask me a question if you don’t want to know the answer… seriously…..
And I gave him the chance to retract his question “Do you want the truth or do you want me to stroke your ego?”
“I want the truth, of course” he says
“Okay, the truth is, you are not the nicest guy I’ve met.”
to which he pauses…takes a breath and then replies “Well.. you aren’t the nicest person I’ve met either.”
Uhhhhh… okay…. so what?
*I* didn’t ask you the question and just because you don’t like the answer you lash out childishly???
That’s just pathetic.
He was mocking and petulant and basically just a big horse’s ass.
Needless to say, I won’t be going on that date with Drummer Boy tonight.
Obviously, as my friend “T” said ….. “Moody Musician” =’s “Bi-Polar” ha..ha.ha…
Awwwww…….too bad.. so sad..
Buh-Bye Loser!
boys are so stupid sometimes…I mean REALLY! a cock tease after one date? that’s just wrong.
****Yeah… he really stepped on his own dick. ha.ha.ha..
seriously, i think dating sites are really just little social experiments where you get to learn in two paragraphs, one phone call and one date why people are single. and now drummer boy, we know . . .
***yeah… a social experiment.. that’s a GREAT way to look at it. Although.. I have found one or two that I really *DO* like.. ha..ha.ha..
I just have to get through the dozen or more losers/psychos first. 
There should be an automatic phone lock after two drinks.
get ready for yer award, excellent blog awards over at my place
****I was SO completely put off by the fact that he was blatantly Drinking & Driving! If he wants to kill himself that’s one thing but he puts OTHER peoples lives at risk when he gets behind the wheel of a car after drinking. Ugh!
Cool… awards??? neat!!!!
OUCH! What a moron – okay, one down, three to go!
*****Yep.. at least I found out last night and not tonight, after I wasted an hour drive to go see him. See.. a positive.. hee..hee…
Oh – yeah – just gave you another award – one I designed myself LOL.
****Awesome!! I’ll go check it out.
At least you’re narrowing the field, right?
It had occurred to me that Drummer Boy might be too good to be true. But I so wanted it to be true. I guess you did too. Good thing you found out now.
Boys are stupid.
***Absolutely… and quite honestly.. Ranger is *still* #1 in the race. Before the call with Drummer Boy, I had a LOVELY conversation with Ranger that went –very much– in the direction I wanted/needed/liked to hear.
“Cocktease” is so obnoxious. Buh-bye is right.
***Oh yeah… and even better…. to end the conversation I told him “Okay.. I’m going to hang up the phone now. Buh-Bye” ha..ha.ha…. You would have been *SO* proud.
Can’t really cast a stone towards the whole drinking and driving thing considering getting caught was my HUGE wake up call but why in the hell would anyone be that insecure after a single date? Geesh!
***Ahhh….but you say it was a wake up call.. which means that you don’t do it now, right? This guy is 43 years old…. that’s plenty old enough to know better! As to his insecurities??? (shrugs..) beats me… I didn’t do or say anything to make him think that I didn’t like him or want to see him again, so he was basically self-destructing all by his little lonesome. We all have baggage… just turns out that his required a TRAIN to haul it.. ha.ha.ha…
Okay, because I am a sick and mean bitch, it occurs to me that what you ’should’ have done was call Ranger, give him a description of the car and location and have Drummer Boy pulled over on suspicion of DUI. Is that wrong of me?
***Well… Ranger wasn’t working last night, so that wouldn’t have worked.. plus Drummer Boy wasn’t *in* Rangers county, PLUS.. do I really want the one guy that has my serious interest interacting with a boy that I went out on one date with and who is obviously unstable?? Nahhhh… I think not.
Oh.. and the answer to your question is “Yes… it IS wrong of you. Funny… but wrong” ha..haha… !
I totally hate hate hate the whole cock tease thing. hate it. and did I day hate it? Why you ask? Because it implies that you act in a manner you don’t tend to follow through with. And after one date how would you know?
People who use the expression “cock tease” use the expression “whore” and try to put you in one or the other group when in actuality, both words are just labels put on people by people trying to explain why you won’t sleep with them.
***Trust me.. I was FLOORED that he had the audacity to call me that. I mean really….. after ONE date, a few emails and two or three phone calls?? And to say that the night BEFORE our actual 2nd date?? What a freakin’ idiot!!!!
First of all…kudos for using Bon Jovi (the lust of my life) as your headline.
Secondly, WOW. I’m not really sure I have words to describe that. He really came off like a little teenage boy from what you’ve described and ignorant to boot.
Lastly, I have to agree with Julie…I would’ve called Ranger to let him know about a possible DUI.
****Ha..ha.ha.. Me and Mr. Fabulous must have Bon Jovi on the brain…
I was really thrown by his complete 180, but then, it’s that how bi-polar works? ha.ha.ha…
Anyone who puts forward ‘nice’ as a selling point is a complete losr.
***Because, of course Mr. Underhill.. You would NEVER claim yourself to be “nice” … now would you? ha..ha.ha…. Mwah!
Well, maybe ‘Ranger’ couldn’t have pulled him over – but I bet it would have taken a minimum of 15 minutes for him to contact a brother in another county who _could_. Snort. And no, I am sure the situation would have been explosive. Entertaining, but explosive.
***ha…ha.ha.. You really are a sick and evil person and I love you for it!
That is seriously one scary fn picture!!!
***ha..ha.ha.. don’t blame me.. blame Swf42 she started it!!
I’m glad somebody did a weenie. I was home raging into my Cheerios over losing by 41 fucking points.
But, I’m not bitter.
****Hey.. I live to SERVE YOU Swoof! ha..haha…. sorry for your upset!
Good thing you found that out now!
****No kidding.. saved me a hour long trip up to see him AND a an hour back. ha.ha.ha..