My Valentine’s Day So Far…..
okay.. let me just start but pointing out that Valentines Day has the same initials as “venereal disease” and as we *ALL* know.. nothing says love and romance like a good old fashioned “STD”. 
I don’t really think too much of this day… really I don’t.
It’s a mass manufactured Hallmark holiday intended to force people into purchasing “things” to show their love and affection.
Bullshit!
Who needs just one day a year for that??
Anyway…… my day started off thusly…..
12:19AM (yeah… “A” freaking “M”)— text message from Ogre…
“HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY”
Damn… dude must be working late or up early.. either way.. that’s the EARLIEST “Happy Valentine’s Day” wish I’ve ever gotten… 19 minutes into the holiday.. well played Ogre… well played!!
6:06AM (wtf…right????) – text message from Ogre…
“Hey Cougar, this is wolf, I mean Ogre…opps..ha..ha… Just wanted to wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day.”
Ummmm…yeah Ogre.. I got your first message but I was kind of asleep so I didn’t reply.. go figure, right? Hmmm…. shades of “Tattoo Guy” perhaps??? who knows…..
9:43AM – email from Drummer (should that be Dumber??) Boys replacement….code name “Miami Ink”…
“Happy Valentine’s Day Kitty”
Whoa!!! I’ve been emailing with Miami Ink for a week… I’m shocked… SHOCKED I tell ya, that he sent that message.
10:02AM — text message from Ranger…
“Happy Valentine’s Day!”
Holy Shit!!! No seriously.. did Ranger just send that to me? Has he been taken over by the pod people or what? I mean, I honestly didn’t think twice about him saying/doing anything for V-day because we’ve only been seeing each other for about a month and …quite frankly.. with his schedule…I didn’t think he would have thought twice about it because he usually doesn’t even know what day it is! 
As it is… THIS MESSAGE made my little kitty heart go “Pitter Patter” in a very good way!!!
He then proceeds to tell me that he will give me my “present” on Friday night and that there “may be” a bow involved… ha..ha.ha…..
So on that note.my curious kitties….. I leave you with THIS.. the best present you could get on V-day.
Mwah!
Look at that – THREE Valentine’s day wishes already! Sweet!
I wanna know where Ranger ties the bow…
***Hee..hee..hee.. Ranger and I have already had the discussion about where and what that bow is attached to.. and girl.. I’m gonna LOVE unwrapping my “present”.
Happy Valentine’s Day … and thanks for the e-card! I thought it was priceless. ;=)
Oh … an iPod Classic, 80 gb. ;=)
***Congrats.. new iPod mommy! ha..ha.ha..
Yeah but an STD is a gift that keeps on giving.
***Nah… a few shots and some pills will usually take care of those things these days… ha.ha.ha.. But Vday isn’t going away anytime soon! Ack!
Spencer’s Gifts has a Valentine’s Day cock ring… makes the perfect gift. Want the link?
****I don’t know Rob.. does it come in “OH MY GOD… THAT’S HUGE” sizes?? ha..ha..haha….
Totally sweet, all those VD wishes.
(I’m all about a holiday that celebrates love and involves chocolate)
***Yep… “VD” wishes… just perfectly how I would sum it up!
On come on Cinn… you know that one size fits all!!!
****ha..ha.ha… why would I know that? I’ve never worn a cock ring… ha..ha.ha…
The preceding years worth of effort were wasted, the battered and bleeding man realised. His bowels clenched as he eyed off his companions, each with as much motivation as he, in fact some probably more. As highly trained in the arts of acquisition by force as he was, he also knew that somewhere out there was someone better than he, perhaps in this very arena.
Perhaps his competitor standing before him now.
They feinted and lunged towards their goal with their synthetic, magnetically coded weapons. The adjudicator of this contest looked on with some disdain, knowing that whoever lost, she would, ultimately win. After all, the prize was hers to give.
Observing this, a slightly annoyed aussie boy decided that perhaps the single remaining stale rose for $40 wasn’t worth it and pinched one from a neighbor’s garden instead.
Result!
ps valentines day sucks ass! why the FUCK would I need to spend too much on a bit of shiny metal or dead vegetable sex organs when for 364 days previously I’d been faithful, taken her out to the movies (I took her to Transformers, for christ’s sake!) and made countless morning coffees and nutritious dinners…
but no. Hallmark says I need to do something more. And it has to be today. And, like the sheep we are, we bleat ‘Happy Valentine’s day’ and cough up enough cash to feel the third world for ever, or, even fund a day or two’s military spending in Iraq.
I have issues…
***no babe.. you don’t have issues.. you took her to see Transformers.. in my book that makes you PERFECT! ha..ha.ha…. you just feel the same way as the rest of us.
My valentine’s day involved a friend calling me and telling me all about the disturbing porns he bought the other day. I think that may have been the least romantic moment of my life.
***really pistols?? I would think that talking about disturbing porn would be pretty hot for you! Just imagine Catherinette’s boobs on the cover.. ha..ha.ha…
i celebrated with my sweet boyfriend and my children…surrounded by boys today. not too bad. i was with all the people I love the most.
i don’t normally go for all the purchases, I prefer to make things as gifts…or provide acts of service. seems much more fitting for a love day, don’t you think?
****that’s great Princess! I think a day surrounded by the people you love the most is WAY more special than any mass-manufactured Holiday that says you MUST ‘go to dinner, buy candy and flowers..” etc… Congrats on what was probably the best V-day of us all.
Played it for hubbs he wanted to know if that would work for him. I told him that I would wrap my boob in a box, he was like ALRIGHT! Pig. lol
****ha..ha.ha.. you’d need at least TWO boxes babe.. one “boob in a box” would look kind of weird. *snort!*
I got a romantic text message saying “I wanna fuck you” now talk about hearts skipping beats!!!!!
***Well… hopefully it was at least from someone that you know!!! Otherwise, that’s just creepy and should be reported to the cops. ha.ha.ha…. If it’s someone you know.. well.. hopefully ONE of us had sex, because it wasn’t me. ha..ha.ha….
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So…..yeah….ehhhhh……V day eh? F that! I am not telling you happy V day.
***Ha..ha.ha… see.. I knew you’d see things MY way!