Hit the road Jack! And don’t you come back no more…

Posted on Thursday, May 8, 2008 by cinnkitty

HE’S LEAVING ME!!!!

Can you f*ing believe it??

I gotta tell you — I’m absolutely blown away by this.

I guess I had been kidding myself all this time.

I thought things were going well.

There had been no drama going on.

There had been no awkward moments.

And yet — the truth has been staring me in the face.

I was just blind to it.

I can’t f*ing believe it!!!

HE’S LEAVING ME!!!!

No more wake ups in the wee hours of the morning!

No more moans and groans!

I don’t know what I’m going to do with myself.

My little kitteh heart is beating furiously with indescribable emotions!

But the strongest emotion seems to be the simplest one —–

Sheer….

Pure….

Overwhelming…

JOY!!!!!

That’s right folks.. I am tickled SHITLESS that he’s leaving me.

Why?

Easy…this has been an experiment for me.

A learning experience, definitely.

It had been a long, long, LONG time since I found myself in this situation.

And now — NOW — I feel that I am capable of moving forward.

Of knowing what I want and how to get it.

I know, dare I say, how to train the next one in my life.

Oh sure, it will take work, but it’s work that I’m willing to do.

This has been a total OMG experience for me!

And now, it is drawing to it’s final conclusion.

Don’t cry for me Argentina!!

I’ll be okay.

Yes….he’s leaving me.

And you know what??

All I can think is —

“HOW THE HELL DOES IT TAKE SO LONG TO PACK UP ONE TINY APARTMENT?”

ha..ha.ha.. who did you think I was talking about???

Yep — “Combat boot wearing, naked Elephant Man” and his “Crack Whore Mom/Lover” with their “Half-Dead Crack Dog” are MOVING OUT!!!!!!

w00t!

(for those of you who don’t know the history, you can go here, here, here, & here. It’s some funny shit, I’m telling ya!

Filed under: Apartment Complex Drama

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21 Responses to “Hit the road Jack! And don’t you come back no more…”

  1. Mike, on May 8th, 2008 at 11:30 am Said:

    Congrats. Hopefully they take all the dead bodies they stuffed under the floor boards. Good luck with the new neighbors.

    ***ugh… that would MY ceiling, thank you very much.

  2. Finn, on May 8th, 2008 at 1:10 pm Said:

    Bad kitty — you scared me.

    So glad he’ll soon be gone!

    ***Hee..hee…. I’m a bad..bad..kitty! But it was fun to write! :)

  3. MisstressM, on May 8th, 2008 at 1:44 pm Said:

    What? and we are never going to hear the wonderful love stories about him? I was planning on visiting you and going to dinner at their house. I am really disappointed by this news

    ***well…I suppose I could fake it.. I mean, what could they POSSIBLY eat when all their money goes toward cement soled boots and crack? maybe some salt crusted cockroaches and dried up doggie food? hee..hee…

  4. Heidi, on May 8th, 2008 at 9:09 pm Said:

    Always thinking the worst. Glad it wasn’t what I thought it would be. lol

  5. Suze, on May 8th, 2008 at 9:44 pm Said:

    Bad bad Pink Piddy Paws. You had me scared there for a moment. No more catnip for you until you apologize!

  6. Randi, on May 8th, 2008 at 9:57 pm Said:

    BAD KITTY! no more catnip for you!!! LOL

  7. Lady Jaye, on May 8th, 2008 at 10:38 pm Said:

    OMG you are a bad kitteh, naughty, naughty kitteh!!

  8. Tracie, on May 8th, 2008 at 10:49 pm Said:

    UGH! My heart was breaking in half for you…bad, bad kitty!

  9. Jen, on May 9th, 2008 at 11:44 am Said:

    OMG I thought I was the Ranger! I’m so glad it’s not though and happy they will be gone soon.

  10. Pug Mom, on May 9th, 2008 at 11:47 am Said:

    You scared me. Bad kitty. B-A-D kitty.

  11. Detail Medic, on May 9th, 2008 at 12:08 pm Said:

    WOOOO HOOOOOO! See? This is why I always insist on living on the top floor of a building. At least I know how to not put on my combat boots until just before I leave the house!

  12. Catherinette, on May 9th, 2008 at 1:33 pm Said:

    Dear Cinnkitty,

    This news is absolutely tragic. I know that you’re going to have a hard time getting past this. The only thing I can tell you is to take all the time you need to mourn the loss.

    Frankly, I’m going to mourn too because I love the stories about those 2. Damn them for leaving!!

  13. Preposterous Ponderings, on May 9th, 2008 at 8:40 pm Said:

    You had me going for sure! Hell I even felt bad for you for a moment. LOL

  14. tabbie, on May 10th, 2008 at 3:46 pm Said:

    good riddance! I hope the new ones are silent like ghosts.

  15. Mister Underhill, on May 10th, 2008 at 5:02 pm Said:

    You’re not happy because now I can sexualize you guilt free?

  16. Mister Underhill, on May 10th, 2008 at 5:03 pm Said:

    Ooh, I missed that last line. Nevermind.

  17. Carmen, on May 11th, 2008 at 11:51 pm Said:

    Yay!!!! Congratulations. It sounds like you are very happy about them moving so we are all happy for you!

  18. sexywhispers, on May 12th, 2008 at 3:59 am Said:

    Yeah! Finally…I thought I was gonna have to send The Marine over there to get with Ranger and kick some sorry ass out of there!!!~~~Dee

  19. MisstressM, on May 12th, 2008 at 2:50 pm Said:

    Girl update! I finally have time to read blogs and you are not updating.

  20. the princess, on May 12th, 2008 at 4:42 pm Said:

    holy shit, i gotta catch up here kitteh! wtf?

    good for you girl! when can we party it up at your place?

  21. the princess, on May 12th, 2008 at 4:45 pm Said:

    and sleep in without hearing an 8am cleaning session

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