Mess w/ the Kitteh, get the … gun???
Hello my little kitties!!
I’m checking in from vacay and BOY HOWDY has it been an experience so far.
I’m recently back from Florida and the meeting of Rangers family!
(more on that later, I promise!)
There are still 4 glorious days of vacation left and on the agenda to come — Braves game, Aquarium and lots of cuddle time with one hot, Hot, HOTTIE Mr. McRanger. hee..hee.. (yes, I’m *still* with him, which means the visit with his fam went well…silly kitties…stop trying to weasel the information out of me…hee..hee…stop! that tickles…!) *snort!* *giggle!*
Here are a few snippets from my trip to Florida for you to chew on –
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I learned where *NOT* to live:
(would have been better if it said “retirement community” ha..ha.)
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I met a dog (gasp!!) that I liked!!!!
His name is Deacon and he belongs to Ranger’s Mom & Dad.
He’s just a puppy and was a riot to play with.
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Ranger’s Mom & Dad had some beautiful hydrangea plants in their back yard.
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Ranger and I hit the beach at St. George Island.
I learned that our idea of time on the beach is WAY different…..
Ranger spent his time this way–
and I spent my time walking along the surf and playing in the water-
(and no…I didn’t get sunburned. SPF 5000 is amazing!
That’s not actually my skin making me look so white,
it’s 5 layers of sunscreen..ha..ha.ha…)
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Last, but not least….
I learned what REALLY turns my boyfriend on!!
He was about ready to ravish me in the field after THIS –
I was definitely a better shot with the rifle.
Ranger can keep his Baby Glock, it looked great on my hip but I SUCKED at shooting it.
Apparently, me shooting REALLY turned my boyfriend on.
ha..ha.ha…
WHO KNEW????
All that money on fancy lingerie and expensive perfume?
Forget it!
I should just rub gun oil on my wrists and sling a rifle across my back.
bwa…ha.ha……
Oh how I adore this man.
He’s just TOO cute! 
I’m so jealous!! It looks like you’re having an absolute blast on vacation!!! You deserve the time, though, enjoy it!
Remember the commerical “Lucky Dog”? That is what he looks like.
Oh and yes, my hubby always said there was nothing sexier than a naked woman holding a gun (or holstering).
Glad things are going well. Keep up the good work. LOL
Oh gimmie, gimmie, gimmie a redneck girl…
Hi beautiful!
You look like you’re having a great time!!!
I love the pics – looks like so much fun!!
Looks like an awesome vacation so far. And you are looking hot! No wonder Ranger was over-excited ; )
Yeah…I’m so happy that the visit went well. Sounds like you are having a blast. You turned me on with the gun! Cute swim suit…and looks like that SPF 500 is working great! Enjoy the rest of your trip.
Hell Girl….my nipples were getting hard just looking at you carrying a gun! ~~Dee
It’s funny how men love to watch us carrying a gun. I’m a much better shot with a rifle as well. Handguns are just not my thing. I’m glad you’re having such a great time on your vacation and that your visit with Ranger’s family went well. I can’t wait for all the juicy details!
I told ya so.. Rednecks and guns.. jeans, a tee shirt and a .22 thats all the romance they need. The smell of gun powder is an aphrodisiac.
Glad your meeting the rents was good
LOL. Happy to hear that your having fun.
Oooooh shooting guns outside is great!
Unclear as to why shooting guns and vacation so rarely go together…
I am so glad that you guys are doing so well! Deacon is awesome! What a cutie!
Mmmmm, have to agree with Ranger on that one xxx
Hot to trot!
Happy to know you are having a god time.
The pics are great girl!
i’m so glad the meeting of the fam went well. it’s easier than you thought, isn’t it? the whole gun thing makes me giggle. who knew all you had to do was carry a gun? good times! love the pictures. you’re so right abut the spf 5000. certainly gives yhou that glowing whiteness…hehehe
Okay, so I don’t think I ever mentioned this to you, but, Ranger looks beefy. Like, really beefy. Like, I can picture him in one of those nude “Fireman/Cop” calendars. With the macho “look at my biceps” pose.
Not that that’s bad.
Nope.
Just a comment.
Tee hee.
Wow, vacation. What a thought. I’m so glad you got to go on one. It looks like you two are having a good ol time. I can’t wait to hear about meeting the fam!
Hey everyone! Thanks for the great comments. I’m working on a whole blog just to break down the details and give you the good gossip. You’ll love it, I promise!