Careful, that pistols loaded
Itching —not as severe
Redness — reduced to paler pinkish color
Rash —- no longer spreading, actually shrinking!
Swelling — noticeably down
Dammit pistols, the least you could do is WARN a gal before you give her a communicable disease. I have to wonder, do you get a “group discount” from the local free clinic? 
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Actually, this blog has been brought to you by the fine people of:
“All *small & mighty* Free & Clear” laundry detergent.
After two weeks of suffering an allergic reaction to HE “Cheer” laundry soap, I have found the HE All Free & Clear is a life (and skin) saver!
Oh, and I wrote to “Unilever” the makers of Surf and they said there are plans for an HE version in the works due to “high customer demand”.. Yay!!!!! 
Yay! No more genital itchies!
Oh – wait…
wooohhoooo communicable disease girl is cured lmao
Just tell ‘em I sent you, darling – I do indeed have a group discount. Plus, I have several as-yet-unclassified new types of diseases, so you’ll be on the cutting edge of medicine, baby.
You’re welcome. Best eight seconds of your life, right?
Randi — luckily, my problems never reached THERE! whew!!
Queen — cured is a strong word.. how about “getting better”
pistols — eight seconds of my life that I will NEVER get back. Ranks right up there with having sat through “Signs” or “Meet the Spartans”. but hey, I’ve learned my lesson. ha.ha.ha.
WTF?!
Did I miss something?!!
What rash ?
Why Pistols?
I’m lost…….
Keeper — ha..ha. it’s a joke babe. I have a rash from being allergic to my new laundry soap. I was just blaming pistols because… well because it’s funny.
Have you heard anything more about the job?????? I hope you get it!
Carmen — they called me last night and want to set up a face to face interview with “several of the higher ups” next week. the hard part is trying to get to Buckhead during the work day.